March 2012
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hope says:
poops uncontrollably
jumps out of cliff
flies to jupiter and is never to be seen from again
JUMPS OUT OF CLIFF
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today me and katie were wheezing in laughter because i told her the poop temple story and this guy was passing out papers and stopped by our desks right when i said “THERE WAS POOP….EVERYWHERE” and i can’t even begin to explain the horror on this boy’s face. i feel so bad. i wanted to say “no please let me explain we were talking about fake poop” but i...
do you ever hear someone’s voice and you think “wow, if someone ever talked really loud into someone’s butt and it echoed off of the butt, that’s exactly what i imagine it’d sound like”
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hamtast replied to your post: when i was a bit younger i thought it was illegal…
when i was little i thought they stripped for you while you ate so i refused to go in
that is so crazy. sometimes i forget you can actually go see people get naked some places. im so used to everyone having their clothes on. actually that’s not true at all i live in vegas. sometimes i forget certain...
when i was a bit younger i thought it was illegal for girls to go to hooters. not literally but i thought if you were a girl and went in they wouldn’t let you have any buffalo wings. what do they do if a girl goes into hooters honestly though i don’t know its such a mystery. would they get mad at you. would they not touch your butt. what if you like girls will that change their stance....
“do you ever wonder what it would be like porking everyone you know”
“wait i mean not EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME”
-a thought process i just had
i love so much when you guys post art on my dashboard. you’re all so talented, i think so many of you are going to go far in life. it makes me sad when you guys think nothing much of yourselves and think your work is terrible. you don’t know how much you mean to the world! artists are my favourite part because they give back something pretty to the world. you have a wonderful gift and...
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if you’re ever feeling so depressed you want to escape or die, please do not do the pills thing. all that’s going to happen is you’re going to end up in the hospital with your stomach pumped, a hefty hospital bill, and in a world of hurt if you have health insurance or try to get it in the future.
a lot of people threaten that all the time on here and it’s really such a...
my sister and her friend are slowly in the prime of their anime phase and one time i heard them talking about soul eater and my sister’s friend said “do you think death the kid poops symmetrically”
as a proud sane member of the fine point sharpie pen fandom i am deeply disappointed in the lack of fics, as well as the behaviour. really guys? drawing swatstikas on people who don’t ship inkXbacksideofpaper? that’s something i’d expect from the wackos over in the papermate fandom. i love a bold and black felt tip myself but this is out of control
malcolm in the middle fandom
destiny’s child fandom
esurance fandom
crocs fandom
pizza hut fandom
how the world gets by without them is the real mystery
i want to teach a middle school art class and when there is a group of girls talking about fruits basket or yaoi something i will walk up very slowly. suddenly flames will burst out of the ceiling and strobe lights will go off.the floor tiles will flip up to reveal the depths of hell as i whip my cape around and scream DID SOMEONE SUMMON THE ANIME DARK LORD
i’d have a lot of commitment to...
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don’t beat yourself up so much if you make mistakes in your art. you are still growing and you’re not going to get something right on the first try. it’s okay to screw up with a picture or notice faults in it. a baby bird doesn’t soar the first time it flies. there was a time when you weren’t as good as you were now, do you remember? there is no need to get frustrated...
@ cafechan, jiminiminy, and happyduckanon - hehe, gosh thank you! i don’t know what to say. lately i have been getting messages that people like coming to my blog when they’re sad. that makes me feel like the happiest person in the world that i could make even just one person feel better. i went from feeling like crud this week to feeling like nothing could be better right now (well,...
i am feeling so happy right now. tonight during dinner we were sharing stories about suicide (i guess that is pretty morbid but it somehow came into that after i brought up the morgue story)
my parents said they think i would be a really good suicide hotline operator! i guess that is a weird thing to be excited about but it is something i would really like to do, and i’m happy they are...
Anonymous asked: i was looking on your deviantart and i really love all your characters! is there a place to like, read the whole story of them all ?
i overheard this story today and its totally crazy and it doesn’t sound real but i dont know…the girl i overheard it from seemed REALLY shaken up about it? so i’ll share it with you guys and see what you think. even if it isn’t true, it still makes for a creepy story nonetheless!
this girl ran into my sociology class today and seemed really freaked out and was talking with...
bakersaur asked: Your stuff makes me smile and I think you are probably one of the reasons I actually go on tumblr. :3
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recreate the avatar airbender movie with a few kids tipsy on baileys and a sandblaster. how could this idea possibly go wrong.
maz-z replied to your post: when did you lose your virginity
Do you mind if I appropriate this tale to my own lame and disappointing answer to this question? If only to borrow the excellent phrase “crazy bird dino love”. …also, I guess this explains why pelicans like Malcolm in the Middle so much. I guess.
isn’t every answer to that question disappointing and lame. what do i say, a...
Anonymous asked: when did you lose your virginity
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Anonymous asked: If I feel upset, coming on here always cheers me right up, and usually ends with me laughing. Thanks for being so awesome! <3